Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People - Episodes Tagged with “Movie Reviews”

Love Again Trailer (We're All Coming Back To You Now)

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:00:00 -0500

Thanks to the music and influence of Celine Dion we are returning to your feeds at long last! After waiting actual years, we've been blessed with TWO trailers for the Sam Heughan - Pryanka Chopra - Celine Dion romantic comedy Love Again and we are READY folks. We'll be back in earnest later this spring but in the meantime please enjoy this bonus ep!

A Princess For Christmas (RERELEASE)

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

As far as Christmas magic goes, there's nothing quite as magical as Sam Heughan's tight white pants in the 2011 timeless classic, A Princess for Christmas (Christmas for Princess? who's to say?). Today we're bringing you a rerelease of our of 2018 episode about this fine film. Enjoy!

Jeff Bezos' Cinderella (feat. Pierce Dad)

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 13:00:00 -0400

IT'S DAD MONTH, Y'ALL! We're kicking things off with a listener request featuring our very good dad Pierce once again just absolutely thriving in the campiest dad roles of our generation. And while we can't agree that anyone was clamoring for Jeff Bezos' Cinderella, we ARE clamoring for Pierce Dad's Oscar for this role. We've got lots of thoughts about what injustice Bezos has inflicted on us this time, like using his space technology to create CGI mice, subjecting us to an hours-long montage to Let's Get Loud, and letting James Corden do dick jokes. After we spend roughly an hour questioning WHO IS THIS FOR? we have some fun new segments like creating Mamma Mia board games, the Sam Heughan James Bond Google Alerts Temperature Check™️, and forgetting to tell you about Dad Month until the last minute of the show. Stay tuned for the next installment of Dad Month: Billboard Dad!

What A Girl Wants

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 16:00:00 -0400

Hop on board the nostalgia train yet again because we found another excuse to hang out with our dad Colin Firth! This week we're exploring another classic piece of teen girl culture that Kirstie missed in the early aughts, What A Girl Wants. This film is jam packed with flare jeans, hijinks, and Colin Firth dancing in leather pants. We explore some latent feelings about Vespas, wonder what the writers knew about the House of Windsor, and are compelled to say this movie is Not That Bad? Thank you to our very kind listeners who have been sending us content suggestions, keep them coming!

Holiday Special 2020: The Princess Switch Switched Again

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0500

It's the annual Thought Bubble Audio holiday special! We're still talking about Vanessas! There are three Vanessas! Obviously we are talking about The Princess Switch: Switched Again!

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Special Guests: Frank Ramblings, Marissa, Palmer, and Tim.

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Holidate and Happiest Season

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 22:00:00 -0500

We made it 3 episodes into Hatewatch Holiday before we had to argue about letting Hallmark Fuck (guys, these aren't even Hallmark movies????). We've got hot takes on Streaming search tools, Emma Roberts and Kristen Stewart, a snappy new name for Quarantine Quorner, and a very important new submission to the Christmas Movie Cannon (listen to find out what movie we want you to watch instead of Holidate).

Pride and Prejudice

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0500

It's the great Hatewatch tradition of Make Kirstie Watch A Thing, and this week, she finally caved and watched a Jane Austen adaptation. We're talking about the 2005 Pride and Prejudice, featuring emo Darcy, Kelsey's feelings (and Kirstie's lack thereof), plus some cinematography. If you too think that Kirstie should appreciate Jane Austen more, or you would like us to send you the photo we found of a large paper mache Mr. Darcy in a lake, please contact us at @hatewatchwithus.

Chasing Liberty

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Well folks, it's Election Week 2020, and what better time than the present to (1) come to you with breaking news about Celine Dion, and (2) revisit some patriotic content from a simpler election year. For those of you who haven't trained Google to push notify you with news about Sam Heughan, we spend more time than we ought to (and yet not nearly enough time???) discussing his new film Text For You/SMS Fur Dich/Text For Dick. Then it's time for a Romcomducation History Lesson™️ about teen romcoms from the early aughts, a time when we were all apparently CLAMORING for movies about teenage presidential daughters. The important takeaway from all this is that Chasing Liberty is the better of these films based on the ~Matthew Goode wearing men's bell bottoms~ factor alone.

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Falling for Vermont and Raffi

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Sat, 17 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -0400

Technically, we're here to talk about the fine Hallmark original film Falling for Vermont. Do we cover the movie? Sure. Do we spend more time talking about the degrees to which Raffi bones? PERHAPS.

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Episode 26 | The Emmys and Moonlight in Vermont

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 17:00:00 -0400

Do you like Eurovision? Do you like fun? Do you wear a mask in public? Please allow us to point you in the direction of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, a gift from the universe for us all. We could not have fewer regrets about dedicating two hours and two bottles of rosé to this movie. It's got songs that slap! It's got Pierce Dad! Honestly, if you need something to get you through until Mamma Mia 3 or the end of quarantine (whichever comes first), you will not go wrong with this film.

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