Displaying 8 items of Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People with the tag "hgtv".
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Marriage or Mortgage
May 12th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
Netflix, TV, Weddings, david visentin, hatewatch with us, hgtv, hilary farr, home buying tv, home tv, love it or list it, marriage or mortgage, nashville, television, thought bubble audio, tv review, tv reviews, wedding tv
Consider this week's episode to be another installment in the classic series Netflix, What Have You Done?! We watched the reality home buying/wedding planning show Marriage or Mortgage so you don't have to. Come for the complete unabashed psuedo HGTV emotional war crimes, stay for Kelsey's crusade to defend the honor of Love It or List It????
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HGTV Design Star Next Generation
March 16th, 2021 | 1 hr 22 mins
Instagram, Social Media, TV, allison holker boss, david bromstad, design star, design star next generation, hatewatch with us, hgtv, hgtv design star, influencers, interior design, jonathan adler, lauren makk, podcast, television, thought bubble audio, tv review, tv reviews
We're coming to you late but once you see how much content we crammed into this episode you'll understand why. This week we thought we were bringing you an episode about the reboot of the early aught's classic, HGTV Design Star, but really what we ended up bringing you was almost 90 minutes of our white hot fury. We joked before recording that we'd have the show's run time of complaints but then it turned out this was the curse of having watched this episode of television. From social media challenges, to cruel judging, to all of the reasons why we think british tv is better, we have an almost infinite laundry list of gripes and only some of them are grey and pink.
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Escape to the Chateau
February 9th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
TV, Weddings, angel adoree, angela strawbridge, brojects, channel 4, charity shops, chateau, cooking, dick strawbridge, escape to the chateau, events, france, gardening, grand designs, hatewatch with us, hgtv, home renovation, interior design, moats, narrators, television, thought bubble audio, tv review, tv reviews, venues
This week we're reporting live from the floating glamping dome at Château de la Motte-Husson. We wish??? Alas, we are forced to Escape to the Chateau by way of Dick Strawbridge and his enigmatic aura. If you too enjoy watching questionable people make questionable choices with both their home renovation and their business, look no further than this gem that includes highlights such as taxidermy! narrator shade! growing vegetables and eating them! We actually cannot overstate how much we love this show or how many questions we have about Dick Strawbridge's credentials. If you have information about the petty chateau wars, please contact us!
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Christina and Tarek's Flip Side on the Coast 101
September 10th, 2020 | 45 mins 3 secs
below deck, below deck med, christina anstead, christina el moussa, christina on the coast, cottage life network, flip or flop, flipping 101, hgtv, home flipping, real estate, reality tv, restaurants on the edge, tarek el moussa, tarek's flip side, top chef, tv reviews
HGTV bought three reality shows at auction sight unseen, and despite adding a multitude of high end finishes, they're definitely over their reno budget! Will they stand to make a profit on this flip, or will they be beaten out by comps on Cottage Life Network? Who's to say? (We are. We are to say.) That's right folks, we've watched all of the Flip or Flop spinoffs with our favorite cyborg duo Christina and Tarek. From surprise weddings to on screen weeping, there is simultaneously a lot to cover and also nothing at all here.
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Flip That Romance
September 3rd, 2019 | 55 mins 29 secs
flip or flop, flip that romance, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hgtv, home and garden show, house flipping, made for tv movies, thought bubble audio, tv reviews
Your favorite hosts are back and here to unlock the Hallmark Channel algorithm as we dig deep into their HGTV fanfic movie, Flip That Romance. Whether you're into flipping or florist-ing, there's something here for everyone(???) as long as you're not a contractor looking for work in Portland. So pick up some art wood and join us on this adventure through a generic Pacific Northwest place as we learn about the best foliage for your kitchen island, voter fraud at the home and garden show, and how not to write a press release. Remember folks, with only one of their designs able to win the magazine spread, it could be that not only their duplex got renovated for the better but also their romance got flipped as well.
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Buy Herself and Christmas Festival of Ice
November 28th, 2017 | 1 hr 13 mins
Netflix, TV, buy herself, canada, christmas, christmas festival of ice, condos, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hgtv, ice sculptures, new hampshire, podcast, sandra rinomato, thought bubble audio, toronto
Get your JumpFunders ready friends because we're heading to The Capitol with some solo house hunters and some ice sculptures. And guess what - Kelsey wrote this whole description BUY HERSELF. First up this week, Sandra Rinomato and her pink tape measure introduce us to the Single Ladies Of Toronto™ and their $750k condo budgets, a true gift from HGTV Canada. Then, we head to Not New Hampshire to continue our #HatewatchHallmark tradition with Chrismas Festival of Ice. From high end finishes made of ice to Christmas boners, this movie truly has it all.
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Utopia of Awesomeness: Property Brothers and Grand Designs
June 26th, 2017 | 57 mins 19 secs
Home Improvement, Netflix, TV, architecture, channel 4, drew scott, grand designs, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hgtv, jonathan scott, kevin mccloud, podcast, the property brothers, thought bubble audio
Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable for their purposes. But other times, you may happen upon a builder who yearns for more. A bespoke home, with triple glazed windows and fine mahogany furniture. Perhaps a balcony from which you can monologue. When you embark on the audacious task of evaluating home improvement television, you may just discover the spirit of humanity. Saddle up your Lil' Hygge and enter this Utopia of Awesomeness to discover all of the secret lives of home improvement host extraordinaires, Jonathan and Drew Scott and Kevin McCloud. We're talking cob, mahogany, bespoke suits, The Most Interesting Man In the World, amusement parks, the Third Olsen Twin, and more. Come for the home improvement television, stay for the architectural metaphors.
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Tiny House Hunters and Hatewatch BYOB
March 21st, 2017 | 59 mins 13 secs
TV, abc, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, hgtv, podcast, television, the bachelor, the bachelorette, thought bubble audio, tiny house, tiny house hunters, yurts
In this episode we split the Hatewatch Difference. First, Kelsey explores a hatewatch staple, the Prestige HBO Drama Tiny House Hunters. We cover all the bases including yurts, millennial humor, and a Tiny House Hunters drinking game. Then we enter Kelsey's fear landscape with a Hatewatch BYOB, a segment where we each get to bring something to the table potluck style. In this case, The Bachelor serves as the stand in for that shitty friend who always brings PBR, and while Kirstie fails to justify or otherwise expand upon any of her original talking points, we do get pretty deep into some weird shit.