Displaying items 1-10 of 14 in total of Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People with the tag "hallmark christmas".
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A Castle for Christmas and Christmas at Castle Hart
January 3rd, 2022 | 49 mins 26 secs
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This episode was meant to be your Christmas week content but new year same us so we're ushering 2022 with the last of our Hatewatch Holidays 2021 content. We've got face blindness, knitting vigilantes, and a brief visit from our best Hallmark friend Lacey. Stay tuned for our favorite new year traditions, Awards and Pilot Palooza!
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A Princess For Christmas (RERELEASE)
December 22nd, 2021 | 28 mins 47 secs
TV, a princess for christmas, christmas movies, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hatewatch with us, katie mcgrath, movie reviews, paisley winterbottom, princess for christmas, sam heughan, television, thought bubble audio, tv movies, tv review, tv reviews
As far as Christmas magic goes, there's nothing quite as magical as Sam Heughan's tight white pants in the 2011 timeless classic, A Princess for Christmas (Christmas for Princess? who's to say?). Today we're bringing you a rerelease of our of 2018 episode about this fine film. Enjoy!
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Nine Kittens of Christmas and Next Stop Christmas
December 20th, 2021 | 1 hr 4 mins
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It's the most Hatewatchable Time of the Year - Hatewatch Christmas 2021 is well underway and this week we are coming in hot with two entries from Hallmark full of time travel, cats, and infrastructure galore. First it's the Nine Kittens of Christmas, a movie where not much happens except a venue for our annual debate about the merits of Hallmark fucking. Next is Next Stop Christmas, and folks Hallmark had no right making this film just for us. If you like trains, time travel, and dunking on New England this has got it all.
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Christmas in Evergreen and the 12th Date of Christmas
December 24th, 2020 | 1 hr 3 mins
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What would Christmas be without revisiting our favorite places? We are returning reluctantly to Evergreen, Vermont, where we can apparently no longer see the North Pole, nor partake in magical advent calanders, but do apparently have plenty of hat factory ghosts, before we jet off to Chicago for a scavenger hunt inspired stay-cation. Tl:dr, we want Hallmark to do more weird townie shit and fewer start-up marketing stunts. Stay tuned for the end when we draft our pilots for Pilot Palooza!! Make sure to make your list and do your homework!
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A Treat for Christmas: The Christmas House and Christmas on the Square
December 3rd, 2020 | 1 hr 11 mins
Netflix, christine baranski, christmas movies, christmas on the square, dolly parton, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movie, hatewatch, hatewatch holidays, hatewatch with us, netflix christmas, the christmas house, thought bubble audio, treat williams, tv movies
Get your holiday lights and music display kits ready because it's finally time for Hatewatch Holidays 2020! We're kicking off the festivities with A Treat for Christmas... A Christmas Treat... Christmas for Treat... Treatmas? Whatever you want to call it, the important thing here is that our Treat Dad Treat Williams is in not one but two holiday films this year. After a lengthy discussion about the user experiences of streaming services that end in Plus, we're off to the races with The Christmas House, Hallmark's first endeavor to win over the gays. Honestly, it's not as bad as we thought it would be, despite some dicey plot choices (looking at you, fixer-upper on the Hudson). It's another story altogether for Christmas on the Square, arguably the biggest disappointment of our holiday movie season. We're gonna commission an episode of Handsome Justice to investigate the claim of whether angels can fly because they take themselves lightly and also why this movie is so bad. Stay tuned for several more Hatewatch Holidays installments coming soon!
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Animal Crossing: Friendship Island
August 27th, 2020 | 39 mins 35 secs
animal crossing, animal crossing new horizons, bubble productions, dogs, friendship, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark movies, hatewatch with us, james middleton, nintendo, nintendo switch, switch, the dog house uk, thought bubble audio, tom nook, treat williams, turnips, video games
We're back from our impromptu hiatus, which means we have an episode that's a little bit sloppy but mostly just friendship. We kick off with what's sure to be an award-winning pitch for Hallmark Channel this holiday season (spoilers: it involves a royal sibling, dogs, and bikes). Then, Kirstie has huge news to share, which leads to a discussion of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, known to this podcast as FRIENDSHIP ISLAND. We're very excited to be able to virtually hang out again, on this podcast and on Friendship Island, and if you are too, please give us a 5-star review!
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A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby and Christmas in Rome
December 24th, 2019 | 1 hr 8 mins
Media, Netflix, TV, a christmas prince, a christmas prince 3: the royal baby, aldovia, candace cameron bure, christmas in rome, hallmark, hallmark christmas, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, lacey chabert, podcast, rome, streaming, television, thought bubble, thought bubble audio
We're taking a Christmas journey to two Europes, both of which are based in a reality so otherworldly, Candace Cameron-Bure remains our only tether to life here on Earth. First, we journey to Rome to catch up with our old friend Lacey in the Hallmark Original, Christmas in Rome. It's another Christmas, and another jockish businessman who only knows spreadsheets and overtime, but luckily Lacey is there to help him knead bread, however questionable the technique. Then we head to Aldovia to reunite with Queen Amber, in A Christmas Prince 3: The Trilogy We Never Asked For. I'm sorry, :The Royal Baby. We're bringing the hot takes on birth plans, contractions, paint rollers, feminism, and the naming conventions of fictional countries. With the Hatewatch Holidays winding down, it's time to start looking ahead to two of our favorite annual traditions, The Really Fucking Good Television Award Show For Nice People Only, and Pilot Palooza. Send us your suggestions!
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Christmas In Evergreen 3 and Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen
December 11th, 2019 | 54 mins 21 secs
Cable, TV, advent calendar, christmas, christmas in evergreen, christmas movies, christmas tv movies, evergreen, hallmark, hallmark channel, hallmark christmas, hallmark original movies, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane austen, sense and sensibility, sense sensibility and snowmen, thought bubble audio, tidings of joy, time capsule, tv movies, vermont
Hatewatch Holidays continue this week with two new original movies from the eternally sexless Hallmark Channel. First, we're revisiting Evergreen for the THIRD time with Christmas In Evergreen 3: Tidings of Joy. Our favorite totally real Vermont town is back to their whimsical ways with a plot heavy advent calendar time capsule situation! Stay tuned for next year when we inevitably cover Christmas In Evergreen 4: Small Boy Gets Another Key and Everybody Goes To Therapy. Our second film this week is Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen, which carries on the Hallmark tradition of disgracing Jane Austen's good name for the sake of Christmas content. Also, the podcast would like to note that the jingle bells in this episode is not in fact our own festive sound effect but rather the resident pod dog channeling the spirit of Christmas with his collar. We're not sorry.
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Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe and A Shoe Addict's Christmas
December 11th, 2018 | 1 hr 38 secs
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It's our last installment of Hatewatch Hallmark before moving on to the endless bounty of off-brand Christmas movies, so we are coming in hot this week. We start with the sequel to our Outlander Store Dot Com special: A Novice's Guide to Destiny Dice and honestly we feel this should have been its own segment because it had way more to offer than either of the films we watched. We then move on to Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe where we had a lot of questions about our stock options next fiscal year. Before long we are visited by the Ghost of Jean Smart Past, Future, and Present, and were transported to A Shoe Addict's Christmas where Kelsey bestowed upon us the gift of her Candance impression and ERHMERHGERD did we dig up an old ass meme. If you too would like to redo your past in answer to your calling from God by your guardian angel Jean Smart, enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest this holiday season: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night
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Road to Christmas and Christmas In Evergreen: Letters to Santa
December 4th, 2018 | 1 hr 23 secs
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It's #HatewatchHallmark Vermont week! We watch Road to Christmas, where Kirstie learns how to identify a Chad Michael Murray in the wild, then it's like Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! all over again as we revisit our favorite town with an inexplicable Christmas theme in Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa. Ok, it's not quite as good as Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, but what could be? We chat about the specific boundaries we want Hallmark to push, Kirstie references male romantic leads as "the guy... the love guy," and we even get some good old fashioned tchotchke ponzi schemes. If you're reading this, Santa, consider this our letter, and enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest this holiday season: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night