app03 Thu, 01 Oct 2026 05:32:02 +0000 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People - Episodes Tagged with “Grand Designs” https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/tags/grand%20designs Tue, 09 Feb 2021 20:00:00 -0500 A show about things we love, things we hate, and things we love to hate. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New episode drops every week ...ish! en-us episodic A show about things we love, things we hate, and things we love to hate. Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio A show about things we love, things we hate, and things we love to hate. Part of the Thought Bubble Audio network. New episode drops every week ...ish! yes hatewatch, tv reviews, television, movies, media, watch, tv, podcast, outlander, friendship, hatewatch with us, eurovision, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, outlander fandom, media criticism, film criticism, culture, general interest, pop culture, nerd culture, geek culture, game of thrones, netflix, hulu, streaming, cable, hbo, starz, knitting, the good place, hallmark, hallmark christmas, chris columbus, tv movies, star wars, brooklyn nine-nine, jane the virgin, network television, pilots, romcom, romantic comedy, feminism, home improvement television, hgtv, cottage life network, bbc, reality tv, american girl doll, american girl story, drama, comedy, comedy podcast, hygge, spark joy, sam heughan, the americans, michael schur, parks and rec, lil sebastian, parks and recreation, new tv shows, tv show, downward dog, tv awards, awards shows, mamma mia, appointment television, atv, pop culture happy hour, pchh Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio hatewatchwithus@gmail.com Escape to the Chateau https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/163 15547135-9178-4631-ac4d-fa98561aee1b Tue, 09 Feb 2021 20:00:00 -0500 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio This week we're reporting live from the floating glamping dome at Château de la Motte-Husson. We wish??? Alas, we are forced to Escape to the Chateau by way of Dick Strawbridge and his enigmatic aura. If you too enjoy watching questionable people make questionable choices with both their home renovation and their business, look no further than this gem that includes highlights such as taxidermy! narrator shade! growing vegetables and eating them! We actually cannot overstate how much we love this show or how many questions we have about Dick Strawbridge's credentials. If you have information about the petty chateau wars, please contact us! 1:04:10 yes <p>This week we're reporting live from the floating glamping dome at Château de la Motte-Husson. We wish??? Alas, we are forced to Escape to the Chateau by way of Dick Strawbridge and his enigmatic aura. If you too enjoy watching questionable people make questionable choices with both their home renovation and their business, look no further than this gem that includes highlights such as taxidermy! narrator shade! growing vegetables and eating them! We actually cannot overstate how much we love this show or how many questions we have about Dick Strawbridge's credentials. If you have information about the petty chateau wars, please contact us! </p> escape to the chateau, dick strawbridge, angel adoree, angela strawbridge, channel 4, hgtv, france, chateau, narrators, moats, interior design, home renovation, charity shops, grand designs, gardening, cooking, weddings, events, venues, brojects, tv reviews, tv review, tv, television, hatewatch with us, thought bubble audio This week we're reporting live from the floating glamping dome at Château de la Motte-Husson. We wish??? Alas, we are forced to Escape to the Chateau by way of Dick Strawbridge and his enigmatic aura. If you too enjoy watching questionable people make questionable choices with both their home renovation and their business, look no further than this gem that includes highlights such as taxidermy! narrator shade! growing vegetables and eating them! We actually cannot overstate how much we love this show or how many questions we have about Dick Strawbridge's credentials. If you have information about the petty chateau wars, please contact us!

]]> This week we're reporting live from the floating glamping dome at Château de la Motte-Husson. We wish??? Alas, we are forced to Escape to the Chateau by way of Dick Strawbridge and his enigmatic aura. If you too enjoy watching questionable people make questionable choices with both their home renovation and their business, look no further than this gem that includes highlights such as taxidermy! narrator shade! growing vegetables and eating them! We actually cannot overstate how much we love this show or how many questions we have about Dick Strawbridge's credentials. If you have information about the petty chateau wars, please contact us!

]]> Hot or Tall https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/142 b9b7e862-521c-4e6a-9479-6b4e51b40df1 Thu, 23 Jul 2020 22:00:00 -0400 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio 58:24 yes <p>Welcome to the entire episode that we've dedicated to our favorite game: Is He Hot or Is He Tall?<br> We take a scientific approach to the hot or tall dichotomy, discuss Kirstie's Tall Man Hierarchy, and generally spend an hour sharing the results of hours of "[celebrity name] + height" Google searches. Feel free to tweet us the heights of various famous men at @hatewatchwithus (please, no comments about our horticulture). </p> hot or tall, hot men, tall men, hot, tall, brett dier, adam driver, prince philip, harrison ford, cillian murphy, jared keeso, daniel radcliffe, adam scott, tobias menzies, kumail nanjiani, ben feldman, darren barnet, mamma mia, dominic cooper, pierce brosnan, colin firth, stellan skarsgard, josh dylan, jeremy irvine, hugh grant, hugh skinner, treat williams, dennis quaid, the windsors, prince charles, prince william, prince harry, prince edward, matthew rhys, matthew goode, the wine show, below deck, rob lowe, hayden christensen, jon hamm, noah reid, dev patel, lee pace, grand designs, homes of the year, kevin mccloud, horticulture, turtlenecks, tv, celebrities, hatewatch with us, thought bubble audio Welcome to the entire episode that we've dedicated to our favorite game: Is He Hot or Is He Tall?
We take a scientific approach to the hot or tall dichotomy, discuss Kirstie's Tall Man Hierarchy, and generally spend an hour sharing the results of hours of "[celebrity name] + height" Google searches. Feel free to tweet us the heights of various famous men at @hatewatchwithus (please, no comments about our horticulture).

]]> Welcome to the entire episode that we've dedicated to our favorite game: Is He Hot or Is He Tall?
We take a scientific approach to the hot or tall dichotomy, discuss Kirstie's Tall Man Hierarchy, and generally spend an hour sharing the results of hours of "[celebrity name] + height" Google searches. Feel free to tweet us the heights of various famous men at @hatewatchwithus (please, no comments about our horticulture).

]]> Self Quarantine Recommendations https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/127 348c12ae-c473-4085-bdc1-f732cfec1f58 Wed, 18 Mar 2020 17:00:00 -0400 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics). 1:12:36 yes <p>Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).</p> <p>Watch them already: Outlander, Battle of the Blades, Schitt's Creek, Below Deck Med &amp; Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Grand Designs, Derry Girls (Derby Girls), Parks &amp; Rec, Friday Night Lights, Catastrophe, Succession</p> <p>Do not watch: The Office, Friends, How I Met Your Mother</p> <p>Our 14 recommendations for 14 days of quarantine: Halt and Catch Fire, Wings, Calming British reality TV (Great British Bakeoff, Grand Designs, Monty Don's Gardens, Coastal Railways with Julie Walters), Rewatches, Knives Out, Spartacus, Sanditon, Revolution, Greek content (Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, The Durrells in Corfu, My Big Fat Greek Wedding), Flash Forward, Miracle Workers, Downward Dog, Derry Girls, Score! A Hockey Musical </p> self quarantine, quarantine, social distancing, recommendations, tv recommendations, tv reviews, content, outlander, battle of the blades, schitts creek, schitt's creek, below deck, below deck med, below deck sailing yacht, grand designs, derry girls, parks and rec, parks and recreation, friday night lights, catastrophe, succession, the office, friends, how I met your mother, halt and catch fire, wings, great british bakeoff, acorn tv, britbox, knives out, spartacus, sanditon, revolution, greece, mamma mia, mamma mia here we go again, the durrells in corfu, my big fat greek wedding, flash forward, miracle workers, downward dog, score a hockey musical, thought bubble audio Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).

Watch them already: Outlander, Battle of the Blades, Schitt's Creek, Below Deck Med & Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Grand Designs, Derry Girls (Derby Girls), Parks & Rec, Friday Night Lights, Catastrophe, Succession

Do not watch: The Office, Friends, How I Met Your Mother

Our 14 recommendations for 14 days of quarantine: Halt and Catch Fire, Wings, Calming British reality TV (Great British Bakeoff, Grand Designs, Monty Don's Gardens, Coastal Railways with Julie Walters), Rewatches, Knives Out, Spartacus, Sanditon, Revolution, Greek content (Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, The Durrells in Corfu, My Big Fat Greek Wedding), Flash Forward, Miracle Workers, Downward Dog, Derry Girls, Score! A Hockey Musical

]]> Things are getting weird in 2020 and we're coming at ya with some content recommendations to get you through self quarantine! First, wash your hands, then settle in for a grab bag of things to watch, things to avoid, Census PSAs, and Kirstie's soapmaking adventures. We also have a GLOWING review to discuss in detail, and Kirstie gets mad that Kelsey watched a movie without her (some things never change, even during pandemics).

Watch them already: Outlander, Battle of the Blades, Schitt's Creek, Below Deck Med & Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Grand Designs, Derry Girls (Derby Girls), Parks & Rec, Friday Night Lights, Catastrophe, Succession

Do not watch: The Office, Friends, How I Met Your Mother

Our 14 recommendations for 14 days of quarantine: Halt and Catch Fire, Wings, Calming British reality TV (Great British Bakeoff, Grand Designs, Monty Don's Gardens, Coastal Railways with Julie Walters), Rewatches, Knives Out, Spartacus, Sanditon, Revolution, Greek content (Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again!, The Durrells in Corfu, My Big Fat Greek Wedding), Flash Forward, Miracle Workers, Downward Dog, Derry Girls, Score! A Hockey Musical

]]> The 2018 Really F*cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only) https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/89 0d5736f4-9d44-4d4f-a1b1-c77d7a3ffca7 Wed, 16 Jan 2019 10:00:00 -0500 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio We survived post-holiday laziness, a laggy connection, poor editing choices, and the flu to get this episode out there to y’all, but we finally did it! We’re wrapping up 2018 with everybody’s favorite awards show, The Really F%cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only). Highlights include an in-depth discussion of our DVR romance, Kelsey’s Target boner, the reveal of Mr. Hot Or Tall 2018, and some sneaky little Eurovision easter eggs. Thanks for hatewatching with us through another year, y’all! We’ll be back soon for Pilot Palooza 2019! 1:17:02 yes <p>We survived post-holiday laziness, a laggy connection, poor editing choices, and the flu to get this episode out there to y’all, but we finally did it! We’re wrapping up 2018 with everybody’s favorite awards show, The Really F%cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only). Highlights include an in-depth discussion of our DVR romance, Kelsey’s Target boner, the reveal of Mr. Hot Or Tall 2018, and some sneaky little Eurovision easter eggs. Thanks for hatewatching with us through another year, y’all! We’ll be back soon for Pilot Palooza 2019!</p> <p>We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:<br> <a href="http://www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com</a><br> @thoughtbubblefm<br> <a href="http://www.hatewatchwithus.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.hatewatchwithus.com</a><br> @hatewatchwithus </p> hatewatch, hatewatch with us, tv awards, awards for nice people only, brooklyn 99, grand designs, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, jane the virgin, mary portas, netflix, outlander, sam heughan, superstore, television awards, the americans, the good place, tv, tv awards We survived post-holiday laziness, a laggy connection, poor editing choices, and the flu to get this episode out there to y’all, but we finally did it! We’re wrapping up 2018 with everybody’s favorite awards show, The Really F%cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only). Highlights include an in-depth discussion of our DVR romance, Kelsey’s Target boner, the reveal of Mr. Hot Or Tall 2018, and some sneaky little Eurovision easter eggs. Thanks for hatewatching with us through another year, y’all! We’ll be back soon for Pilot Palooza 2019!

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com
@thoughtbubblefm
www.hatewatchwithus.com
@hatewatchwithus

]]> We survived post-holiday laziness, a laggy connection, poor editing choices, and the flu to get this episode out there to y’all, but we finally did it! We’re wrapping up 2018 with everybody’s favorite awards show, The Really F%cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only). Highlights include an in-depth discussion of our DVR romance, Kelsey’s Target boner, the reveal of Mr. Hot Or Tall 2018, and some sneaky little Eurovision easter eggs. Thanks for hatewatching with us through another year, y’all! We’ll be back soon for Pilot Palooza 2019!

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
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@thoughtbubblefm
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@hatewatchwithus

]]> The Americans and Fast Food Talk https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/73 53d3075b-2564-4da7-b48b-b44301c60054 Tue, 19 Jun 2018 21:00:00 -0400 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio We're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and throws (undeserved) shade at the 99. Other highlights include an important Grand Designs red alert and a Perd Hapley appearance. 1:06:23 yes <p>We're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and throws (undeserved) shade at the 99. Other highlights include an important Grand Designs red alert and a Perd Hapley appearance.</p> <p>We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:<br> <a href="http://www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com</a><br> @thoughtbubblefm<br> <a href="http://www.hatewatchwithus.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.hatewatchwithus.com</a><br><br> @hatewatchwithus </p> hatewatch, hatewatch with us, the americans, fast food, grand designs, perd hapley, the 99, road trips We're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and throws (undeserved) shade at the 99. Other highlights include an important Grand Designs red alert and a Perd Hapley appearance.

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com
@thoughtbubblefm
www.hatewatchwithus.com

@hatewatchwithus

]]> We're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and throws (undeserved) shade at the 99. Other highlights include an important Grand Designs red alert and a Perd Hapley appearance.

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com
@thoughtbubblefm
www.hatewatchwithus.com

@hatewatchwithus

]]> Alex Inc and Podcast TV https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/65 3c7768a1-7aec-4fd8-a3a8-063bc31548ff Wed, 11 Apr 2018 21:00:00 -0400 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio Everyone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies......or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we struggle with our feelings about Zack Braff, teenage magicians, family comedies, and 401Ks. Get the sco op on the upcoming Hatewatch With Us adaptation including episode synopses, the dream cast, and other hot details. Then we move on to discussing the idea of adapting podcasts into television. We ponder deep questions like which podcasts are television worthy, what podcasts would we hate to watch, and play our favorite game Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google. Our main take away was Zack Braff isn't great, ABC needs to stay in their lane, and Roman Mars and Kevin McCloud should face off in a competitive reality show. Send in your pitch package for the Hatewatch With Us TV Adaptation! Best one gets pitched to Hulu. 1:00:29 yes <p>Everyone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies......or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we struggle with our feelings about Zack Braff, teenage magicians, family comedies, and 401Ks. Get the sco op on the upcoming Hatewatch With Us adaptation including episode synopses, the dream cast, and other hot details. Then we move on to discussing the idea of adapting podcasts into television. We ponder deep questions like which podcasts are television worthy, what podcasts would we hate to watch, and play our favorite game Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google. Our main take away was Zack Braff isn't great, ABC needs to stay in their lane, and Roman Mars and Kevin McCloud should face off in a competitive reality show. Send in your pitch package for the Hatewatch With Us TV Adaptation! Best one gets pitched to Hulu.</p> <p>We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:<br> <a href="http://www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com</a><br> @thoughtbubblefm<br> <a href="http://www.hatewatchwithus.com" rel="nofollow noopener">www.hatewatchwithus.com</a> </p> abc, adaptation, alex bloomberg, alex inc, broadcast, gimlet media, grand designs, hatewatch, hatewatch with us, kevin mccloud, media, media criticism, nailed it, podcasts, radio, reply all, roman mars, scrubs, start up, television, television adaptation, thought bubble, thought bubble audio, zack braff Everyone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies......or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we struggle with our feelings about Zack Braff, teenage magicians, family comedies, and 401Ks. Get the sco op on the upcoming Hatewatch With Us adaptation including episode synopses, the dream cast, and other hot details. Then we move on to discussing the idea of adapting podcasts into television. We ponder deep questions like which podcasts are television worthy, what podcasts would we hate to watch, and play our favorite game Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google. Our main take away was Zack Braff isn't great, ABC needs to stay in their lane, and Roman Mars and Kevin McCloud should face off in a competitive reality show. Send in your pitch package for the Hatewatch With Us TV Adaptation! Best one gets pitched to Hulu.

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com
@thoughtbubblefm
www.hatewatchwithus.com

]]> Everyone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies......or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we struggle with our feelings about Zack Braff, teenage magicians, family comedies, and 401Ks. Get the sco op on the upcoming Hatewatch With Us adaptation including episode synopses, the dream cast, and other hot details. Then we move on to discussing the idea of adapting podcasts into television. We ponder deep questions like which podcasts are television worthy, what podcasts would we hate to watch, and play our favorite game Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google. Our main take away was Zack Braff isn't great, ABC needs to stay in their lane, and Roman Mars and Kevin McCloud should face off in a competitive reality show. Send in your pitch package for the Hatewatch With Us TV Adaptation! Best one gets pitched to Hulu.

We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:
www.thoughtbubbleaudio.com
@thoughtbubblefm
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]]> Utopia of Awesomeness: Property Brothers and Grand Designs https://hatewatchwithus.fireside.fm/18 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/330289241 Mon, 26 Jun 2017 23:00:00 -0400 Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio full Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable for their purposes. But other times, you may happen upon a builder who yearns for more. A bespoke home, with triple glazed windows and fine mahogany furniture. Perhaps a balcony from which you can monologue. When you embark on the audacious task of evaluating home improvement television, you may just discover the spirit of humanity. Saddle up your Lil' Hygge and enter this Utopia of Awesomeness to discover all of the secret lives of home improvement host extraordinaires, Jonathan and Drew Scott and Kevin McCloud. We're talking cob, mahogany, bespoke suits, The Most Interesting Man In the World, amusement parks, the Third Olsen Twin, and more. Come for the home improvement television, stay for the architectural metaphors. 57:19 yes <p>Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable for their purposes. But other times, you may happen upon a builder who yearns for more. A bespoke home, with triple glazed windows and fine mahogany furniture. Perhaps a balcony from which you can monologue. When you embark on the audacious task of evaluating home improvement television, you may just discover the spirit of humanity. Saddle up your Lil' Hygge and enter this Utopia of Awesomeness to discover all of the secret lives of home improvement host extraordinaires, Jonathan and Drew Scott and Kevin McCloud. We're talking cob, mahogany, bespoke suits, The Most Interesting Man In the World, amusement parks, the Third Olsen Twin, and more. Come for the home improvement television, stay for the architectural metaphors. </p> hatewatch with us, hatewatch, thought bubble audio, podcast, tv, home improvement, hgtv, channel 4, grand designs, netflix, kevin mccloud, the property brothers, drew scott, jonathan scott, architecture Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable for their purposes. But other times, you may happen upon a builder who yearns for more. A bespoke home, with triple glazed windows and fine mahogany furniture. Perhaps a balcony from which you can monologue. When you embark on the audacious task of evaluating home improvement television, you may just discover the spirit of humanity. Saddle up your Lil' Hygge and enter this Utopia of Awesomeness to discover all of the secret lives of home improvement host extraordinaires, Jonathan and Drew Scott and Kevin McCloud. We're talking cob, mahogany, bespoke suits, The Most Interesting Man In the World, amusement parks, the Third Olsen Twin, and more. Come for the home improvement television, stay for the architectural metaphors.

]]> Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable for their purposes. But other times, you may happen upon a builder who yearns for more. A bespoke home, with triple glazed windows and fine mahogany furniture. Perhaps a balcony from which you can monologue. When you embark on the audacious task of evaluating home improvement television, you may just discover the spirit of humanity. Saddle up your Lil' Hygge and enter this Utopia of Awesomeness to discover all of the secret lives of home improvement host extraordinaires, Jonathan and Drew Scott and Kevin McCloud. We're talking cob, mahogany, bespoke suits, The Most Interesting Man In the World, amusement parks, the Third Olsen Twin, and more. Come for the home improvement television, stay for the architectural metaphors.

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