Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People - Episodes Tagged with “Film”

Love Again Trailer (We're All Coming Back To You Now)

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:00:00 -0500

Thanks to the music and influence of Celine Dion we are returning to your feeds at long last! After waiting actual years, we've been blessed with TWO trailers for the Sam Heughan - Pryanka Chopra - Celine Dion romantic comedy Love Again and we are READY folks. We'll be back in earnest later this spring but in the meantime please enjoy this bonus ep!

Marry Me

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 21:00:00 -0500

Say Yes to the RomCom Renaissance! We are here with JLo/Peacocks new romcom Marry Me and not only do we have some feelings about it but we have feelings about the American Song Contest, planes, the hotness of various Wilson brothers, and a variety of other topics. We're all just here to have a good fun time.

SAS: Red Notice (Our Month on the Rails)

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Grab your tobbogans and your gas masks folks because we're boarding a train to a whole new world of trains and infrastructure. The good news, we've found the intersection of our brand containing both Trains and Sam Heughan, the bad news, it's Action Hallmark. It's always Christmas, the good guy always wins, and there's always bombs on trains. We are heart broken to be winding down Our Month on the Rails, but we are so grateful you joined us all for the ride.

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What A Girl Wants

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 16:00:00 -0400

Hop on board the nostalgia train yet again because we found another excuse to hang out with our dad Colin Firth! This week we're exploring another classic piece of teen girl culture that Kirstie missed in the early aughts, What A Girl Wants. This film is jam packed with flare jeans, hijinks, and Colin Firth dancing in leather pants. We explore some latent feelings about Vespas, wonder what the writers knew about the House of Windsor, and are compelled to say this movie is Not That Bad? Thank you to our very kind listeners who have been sending us content suggestions, keep them coming!

It's Complicated

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 16 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for Alec Baldwin to expose himself to Steve Martin on webcam? Well have we got a film for you! This week we're resisting RomComducation with It's Complicated which brought up a lot of beef about kitchens, kitchen renovations, kitchen size, kitchen storage, dream kitchens, and John Krasinski. Also in breaking news we reveal the true identity of QAnon?

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Holidate and Happiest Season

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 22:00:00 -0500

We made it 3 episodes into Hatewatch Holiday before we had to argue about letting Hallmark Fuck (guys, these aren't even Hallmark movies????). We've got hot takes on Streaming search tools, Emma Roberts and Kristen Stewart, a snappy new name for Quarantine Quorner, and a very important new submission to the Christmas Movie Cannon (listen to find out what movie we want you to watch instead of Holidate).

Sam Heughan Appreciation

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 09:00:00 -0500

Outlander season has returned, and in that spirit, we are bringing to you a spicy hot discussion of a spicy hot man. That's right folks, we are embarking on our favorite pastime and diving into Sam Heughan's IMDB backlog this week. We watched Where the Starlight Ends, a questionable film featuring attempted American accents and also jorts. Then, as a treat, we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me, which will henceforth be referred to as Kirstie's Sam Heughan Sexual Awakening and/or The Time Kelsey Was Right. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy the raw animal magnetism of Sam Heughan.

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Chris Columbus Day: Adventures in Babysitting and Harry Potter

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 15 Oct 2019 19:00:00 -0400

It's everyone's favorite problematic holiday, Chris Columbus Day! Instead of celebrating the historical figure who did the genocide across North America, we are celebrating the casual racism of children's film director Chris Columbus. This year we are discussing the film Adventures in Babysitting, and listeners, we are deeply concerned. Then, it's time for us to circle back on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, one of the great films of 2001. We take this opportunity to explore many of the other great films of 2001 and their standing against Harry Potter. Find out how we feel about the Thumbs from Spy Kids, and if you have any information regarding the not 2001 film Ella Enchanted, please find us on Twitter @hatewatchwithus.

Christmas At Pemberley Manor and Princess Switch

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0500

Its the most wonderful time of the year, #HatewatchHallmark 2018! We are kicking off the season with Hallmark's Christmas at Pemberley Manor, which features a breakdown of Hallmark's many adaptive failures of classic literature, a few jokes at the expense of Gen Z, the rollout of our new Christmas Hatewatch Bingo and plenty of printed emails. Then we move on to our favorite segment-within-a-segment with Netflix, What Have You Done? This time, Netflix has done A Princess Switch (formerly a Christmas Switch), and we travel to Belgragenovaldovia to shout about identity theft, transference, pureeing fruit, and bad accents. Come for the Parent Trap references, stay for the Generic Fictional European Country Eurovision Team draft picks. Also, if you like the show, don't forget to enter us in the Sam Heughan Charity Crossfit Contest! 25 entries will start a printed-email letter writing campaign to Hallmark and/or the creation of the Generic Fictional European Country Name Generator! Enter us here: https://www.omaze.com/experiences/sam-heughan-date-night

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Mamma Mia, Here We Go [Again]

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 16:00:00 -0400

Today we bestow upon you multiple surprises! First, it's a surprise midweek episode! Consider this a peace offering for being late on our regular episode this week. We are bringing you the truest spirit of Hatewatch with both of the Mamma Mia movies! The love Pierce Brosnan gave us, nothing else can save us SOS. We were defeated, Mamma Mia won the war. Wine coolers, Greek vacations, all three of our hot dads, My My, how could we resist ya? Then, we're having the time of our lives with our super secret super extra bonus content, The Outlander Episode Podcast Within An Episode! For this very special bonus content, we are filling you in on some important Sam Heughan news in the lead up to Outlander's new season on Sunday. Watch that scene, digging these podcast queens [with financial support in the form of contest entires????]
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Hallmark Christmas Preview and Little Italy

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:00:00 -0400

This week's episode is a testiment to women who have it all and the compromises they have to make, such as finding the time to record an entire episode in one sitting. In our first recording session we bring you your favorite segment, Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Google, and react in real time to the 2018 Hallmark Christmas movie lineup. There are several hot titles we're looking forward to including apperances from at least one Candace. In our second recording, we bring you the Film That Was promised: Little Italy. We beg you, do not watch this movie but do listen to this segment because we've got bespoke rooftop garden lamps, organic pizza dreams, taking shots while playing sexy rain soccer, wet armpit make outs, The Best Pizza Competition, and lots of premade dough. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

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Return from Hiatus and Netflix, What Have You Done?

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 17:00:00 -0400

This week we are taking you through the hole in the fabric of space-time, back 5 weeks to our first attempt at returning from hiatus. It was a simpler time when Kirstie was getting a lot less sleep and watching a lot more TV, and Kelsey was living her best RomCom life. First we discussed all the TV Kirstie watched on maternity leave, including the gringiness of 90s sitcoms, the argument for the 30 minute sitcom as a format, and Kirstie admitting she was right to lose the great Brooklyn 99 Fight of 2018. Then we have a rare opportunity to put a positive spin on everyone's favorite segment, Netflix, What Have You Done? With a pep in our step and sheer delight in our mics, we review the Netflix RomCom To All The Boys I loved Before, as well as praising the platform for their contributions to the RomCom Renaissance. For the second week in a row, we're glad to be back!

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The Emmys and Ready Player One

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 22:00:00 -0400

WE'RE READY!!!!! Lol get it? We're back from hiatus with content timely and not at all timely. First, Kelsey takes one for th team and reprots back on watching this year's Emmys. Honestly, we could have probably stayed on hiatus for this one. Then we're bringing you Ready Player One in all its white-male-Star-Wars-Prequels-CGI mediocrity. We have a drinking game and complaints aplenty. Did you miss us? Cuz we sure missed you more than we would have missed this movie had it never been made. We're working on new content so watch your feeds!!

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Nerducation Redeux: Kelsey Watched A Star War

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 05 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0400

There's another Star War in theaters which means its time for another Hatewatch. This time its Kelsey who DELIGHTEDLY takes one for the team by seeing SOLO: A Star Wars Story and bringing back a whole universe of feelings, thesis ideas, and attractive disasters. Listen as she makes bold proclomations about space hijinx, the RomCom, space sex, Han Solo Lite, Sam Heughan in Space, and declares yet another unpopular Star War as HER Star War. We're also sure to rehash old favorites like Kelsey Wants Everyone To Bone, some cheap digs at the Daves, shipflags and Outlander feels. Whether or not this is YOUR Star War, it will be your hatewatch.

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Netflix, What Have You Done: When We First Met and Series of Unfortunate Events

Kirstie & Kelsey | Thought Bubble Audio — Tue, 24 Apr 2018 22:00:00 -0400

The theme of this episode is Netflix, What Have You Done? But it also could have been Soda, What Have You Done? Sweet Tea, What Have You Done? IMDB Pro, What Have You Done? We BYOB two Netflix originals. Kelsey watched the Netflix Original RomCom When We First Met and her algorithms will never be the same. We learn about IMDB and all the different ways you can tag panties. Then, Kirstie reveals a shocking plot twist: Netflix, What Have You Done can have positive connotations! We discuss the Series of Unfortunate Events, Kirstie's unbridled joy over television adaptations and dark stories for children. It's a bumpy episode for Netflix, Kirstie's knowledge of actor's names, movies of the mid 2000s and our understanding of the fundamental question, Netflix, What Have You Done?

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